Geek Humor – Best Sheldon Cooper One-Liners

Haha, Sheldon Cooper has become one of the most loved TV characters on the planet in the recent years. He is not relatable really, but he has some great wit and sense of humor unparalleled, thank’s to his narcissism and sense of pride. Here are the best pieces from this lovable mad scientist.


1. If you don’t mind, I would like to stop listening to you

There is nothing more adorable than Sheldon driving other people crazy with his sense of superiority. Humour Level : Unmatched !

2. This is just Sheldon being himself


It is good to let people know that you are so sure of yourself !!

3. “Goodnight, and if there is an apocalypse, good luck”

Sheldon Cooper always earns extra cookie points for his wit.

4. Sheldon On Relationships


“The need to find another human being to share one’s life with, has always puzzled me. Maybe I’m so interesting all by myself”. It is funny sometimes, how hard Amy has to try to make her love understood.


5.  Sheldon Putting Leonard Down


The arguments on the utility of Leonard’s theoretical physics are endless, but this just rips Leonard’s morale apart – “I never said that you’re not good at what you do. It’s just that what you do is not worth doing”


6. On re-inventing Rock, Paper and scissors


“Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.”


7. Sheldon on Stupidity



“People should have chips implanted in their skull that should explode when they say something stupid”. That is somewhat brutal, but Shelly can’t help it !!

8. “It must be humbling to suck on so many levels”


Haha, can’t have a comeback after hearing that.

9. This is effing priceless – Sheldon does not know how to make Penny feel better

There is something so special about Penny and Sheldon’s chemistry, but Sheldon just does not care. “One cries because one is sad. I cry because others are stupid and that makes me sad”

10. And we love how we infuses science into everything he feels

“People say you can’t live without love, I think oxygen is more important ”


11. Shelly, always has a point !


“You can’t make a half sandwich. If it’s not half of a whole sandwich it’s just a small sandwich”


12. And i can’t help but relate to him on so many instances !!


“No, no I’m listening. It just takes me a minute to process so much stupid all at once”

If there is one thing that Big Bang Theory taught us, there is a sense of amazement when you see the world through the prism of science. But in the end, it is all good humor and fun. Hope you like these humor filled excerpts uttered by Sheldon Cooper. For the best content, keep paying your brief visits to amazing geek And do not forget to share our content on your social circle !



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